Our Wonderful Neverland

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lesbianathogwarts:

asianpredator:

domodisciple:

asianpredator:

itsdeepforhappypeople:

strangeharpy:

edgebug:

sprightlyvigilante:

the year is 2066. physical contact has been outlawed. hug dealers tenderly embrace people in the dead of night and shady people hold hands in dark streets

i want to read this novel

I want to write this novel.

I want to edit this novel.
Sounds like we have a plan.

I want to produce the movie

I’m directing the porn parody

I’m buying the porn parody

(via breakthelock)

writer-of-wrongs:

Today my history professor, a rumpled, pot-bellied guy in his mid thirties, walked into class looking all excited, which made the rest of us nervous, because he’s known for pop quizzes. He took a deep breath and said, “I have been waiting for this moment my entire teaching career. So please, pull out your textbooks and…” in a British accent, glowering at us all ferociously, “TURN TO PAGE THREE HUNDRED AND NINETY FOUR.”

We. All. DIED.

I AM COMPLETELY SERIOUS.

(via fitasahunter)

mxdp:

It’s May 25. Do you know where your towel is?

(via out-of-storybrooke)

mynamekyle:

I bet microwaves are actually just filled with a million invisible eyes that just stare at food until it gets all embarrassed and hot

(via lion-of-lannister)

polyur:

“You’re the same age you’ll have plenty in common” 

(via weasleywheezy)

starase:

right-sidedown:

intoasylum:

all i see is catwoman attacking rapunzel

Jerk because you can’t say bitch on a “children’s” show

(Source: kimlennox, via neverlands-sirens)